Forum: Your jokes

1. Q. - Where's the population of this country most dense? A. - From the neck up. 2. Q. - If you came second in a star gazing...

I have recently come across six books recently which were worth a browse - "Laying Carpets - an Instruction Manual " by Walter Wall "Who Saw...

Thanks to Paul for this Gem..... A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his...

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of...

I Used to hate weddings... All the old aunties would poke me and say "your turn next". They soon stopped it, when i started doing the same to them...

You may post humerous jokes in this section, however you are reminded there are some younger viewers here and we do not want a dull forum with no...

1. They were on their honeymoon and on the train going to their love-nest destination :- - Are you comfortable there sweetheart? - he asked. - Ever...

1. A toothpaste factory in London was broken into yesterday. Police said the theives must have escaped on the tube! 2. A lorry crashed into an...

Theres a 450 pulling into a station but then fails what do you call it? Aswner : A disastro 165 Speeding on the fasts at Taplow what happens...

A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?" "Yes" he says, "I was in the...

A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal pastor and a Rabbi had a bet that they could go into the woods and convert a bear to their religion. A week later...

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