10 Jokes for You!

[ashurstdave]

1. A toothpaste factory in London was broken into yesterday. Police said the theives must have escaped on the tube!

2. A lorry crashed into an Indian Curry House in Peckham yesterday. Police couldnt interview the driver, as he was in a korma!

3. I got in a taxi in London yesterday - I said to the driver - "Waterloo please" - He replied - station??? I said, yes of course, you'd be a bit late for the battle!

4. Lady at Waterloo asked a railman - where does that train go? Railman replied - "Bournemouth in three minutes madam" -
She replied in astonishment - thats some going for South West Trains!

5. I went in W H Smith's yesterday - I said Ive come in for a fibre tip.
The assistant suggested - eat prunes for breakfast!

6. Thieves stole the toilet seats in the city police station last week. The chief constable told the press that they have nothing to go on!

7. Passenger at booking office - is there half fare for children?
Clerk - Yes, under sixteen.
Passenger - oh, thats ok then, I only have three!

8. Lady passenger on Island Line (Isle of Wight) - Does this train stop at Ryde Pier Head?
Guard - If it doesn't madam. there will be one hell of a splash!

9. Popped into the library this morning - I said do you have the National Rail All Systems timetable here? Librarian said - yes sir, you'll find it over there in the section marked "Fiction" !

10. Employee - Did you carry out any of my staff suggestions?
Manager - Did you see my Secretary walking out with a waste paper basked when you came in the office?
Employee - Yes
Manager - Well, she was carrying out your suggestions!

[zoro]

[73109]

Some good jokes there dave

[Dave]

Good ones.

Dave

[swt458]

very funny!!