Jokes...

[Bramleyman]

The Kettle

This Australian lived in the outback all his life and he comes over to England to stay for a short time with a friend

One day he's walking along a railway track when he hears a train whistle. Never having seen a train in his life he just carries on walking and the train hits him a glancing blow knocking him flying to the side of the track

After a week in Hospital with some bruising and a broken leg, they send him home to his friends house on a pair of crutches

Just as he hobbles into the kitchen the kettle starts to whistle. He grabs one of his crutches and starts knocking the hell out of the kettle

Hearing the racket his friend runs in and say's, What the hell are you doing?

The Aussie say's, YOU GOTTA KILL THESE BASTARDS WHILE THEY'RE SMALL.

[pdw_buses]

REALLY GOOD

[73109]

[zoro]

whos there

Waiting for the answer to this one is a bit like waiting for the first train on saturday from Aberystwyth to Salop

[Dave]

http://funhouse.bubble.ro/352/Why_Pe...ns_Are_Stupid/

Brilliant!!!!

Dave

[Dave]

They have created a new website for Islamic terrorists to get in touch with old friends.Its at www .Friends-re-ignited. com

Dave

[raymondsrail]

a man is driving along in his car and notices a police car coming up the rear, so he starts to panic and puts his foot down. all of a sudden, the police car flashes his sirens, and the man panics so he puts his foot down even more.at this point hes driving like a bat out of hell and the police cars still behind flashing its lights so the man decides to give up and pull over. so the police man gets out and says 'ello ello ello' why did you drive off so fast then? and the man in the car says 'well a police man run off with my wife a few years back and i was worried you were bringing her back'..................

[swt458]

LOL!!!!! very funny

[73109]

Now thats a Classic Joke welldone